Something Strange is Afoot at Chelsea Market...

Something sinister here happens....

It was a clever enough idea: have a bunch of mildly attractive 20-30 somethings walk around with a box of your product, pretending that they just bought it. Hopefully make a bunch of other 20-30 somethings insanely jealous so they'll go out and buy the same product. In reality though, it started to look a little freaky after we saw the fourth person with this carton stroll past us in Chelsea Market:

Oh that? Just a little something I picked up around the corner...

(Apologies for the crappy quality of the pictures. Taking stealth evidence is a lot harder than it looks!) There was also a suspiciously high number of young single men toting the same box and while it's always nice to see men getting down and dirty in the kitchen, none of these guys seem the type...

Just sitting here with my Breville, minding my own business...
That thing? Yeah, I bought that earlier and now I'm just hanging out here. Catching up on some reading...
I can't wait to start using this Breville man!!
This Breville is the SHIT man, you should totally get one.

Of course, now we are giving Breville even MORE free marketing by writing about this but it was just too strange and evil marketing genius not to document. Stay classy Breville.